You really won’t believe this … but I hope you enjoy it. : )
Human Mommy, you spend ages in the bathroom in the morning, applying various creams, powders, and Cat-Knows-What to your huge, naked face, in a futile attempt to appear “younger.”
May I make a suggestion?
Just grow out your face fur to cover your wrinkles.
Seriously, look at me. I’m positively ageless.